last month i moved to dykeville
it's just south of gaytown, west of womensstudiesland
everyone knows everyone in this town
and the alice chart is city-wide
weeknights we drink beer on the porch
watching the u-hauls go back and forth
weekends we pair off and go out to party
at the intersection of finger and vag streets
the v train goes all the way downtown
and it's so easy to find my way around
i'm never moving back to heterborough
the sights and sounds on feeldoe avenue can't be beat
